Dumb & Dumber - John Denver is full of @#$%! Ten Best Quotes
Screenplay by: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Bennett Yellin
Sometimes, when we've had a bad day and everything's gone wrong - our manufacturer has shipped us all the wrong material; the plate glass window we had to install was grotesquely out of square... Well, you get the idea - sometimes you just need to laugh. When this is the situation The Glass Dude likes to pop a classic comedy in our obsequious VCR and the lads at Atlas Glass Repair watch this comedic gem. So here you are, ten of best quotes from Dumb & Dumber...
* Man, you are one pathetic loser." - Lloyd
* Don't you go dying on me." - Lloyd
* I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!" - Lloyd
* I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti." - Lloyd
* I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano." - Lloyd
* No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing." - Harry
* "Gas man... How the hell did they know that I got gas?" - Joe
* "Kick his ass, Seabass!" - Friend
* "That John Denver's full of @#$%, man." - Lloyd
* "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?" - Harry
* "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" - Harry
* "Mary... I... I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy." - Lloyd
* "Nice set of hooters you got there!" - Harry
* "I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?" - Lloyd
* "Tell her I'm rich, I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit." - Lloyd
So turn that somber frown upside down and catch this classic comedy. You won't regret it no matter how many times you've seen it before. The Glass Dude guarentees it...
Random Trivia: The chipped tooth that Jim Carrey displays in the movie was real. For the filming he had an old cap removed to add more (or possibly less) character to "Lloyd"; The ABC Mini-series "The Shining" (not the more famous movie) was filmed at the Stanley Hotel which is featured in the film; Written on the bathroom stall wall: "Why are you looking here when the joke is in your hand?"
Trivia Question: What kind of car did Lloyd and Harry purchase with the cash? Answer: A Lamborghini Diablo
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